Really Bad Jokes

If you think you've heard some bad jokes before, wait until you read these ones! They'll make you cringe and laugh at the same time!

Submit your own jokes in the comments, and if they're good (or bad) enough, I'll add them!

How do you stop a crow from calling?

You take its phone away.

Submitted by Claudia Sanchez

When is the best time to go to the densist?

Tooth-hurty (2:30)

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from vegetarian club.

I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.

How do you heal a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

Submitted by Michael Riggieri

A person was playing with electricity. He poured salt into a bowl of water and placed a high-voltage battery in the water. He placed his fingers in the water and was immediately arrested. Why?

He was charged with a salt and battery.

A man and his wife were in divorce court, each fighting for their child. The wife told a fake story about how the husband was an unfit father, and the man got so angry that he emptied a bowl of trifle all over her, right there in the court room.

She got custardy.