If you think you've heard some bad jokes before, wait until you read these ones! They'll make you cringe and laugh at the same time!
Submit your own jokes in the comments, and if they're good (or bad) enough, I'll add them!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "You drive, I'll man the guns."
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A man walks into a bar. He said, "Ouch."
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.