Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads, "Small medium at large."
Three tourists checked in at a hotel one night for $30, which they divide by paying $10 each. That night, the desk clerk realized he made a mistake, so the night really only cost $25. He sends a bellboy to return $5 to the three men, but the bellboy decided to only give $1 to each man and keep $2 for himself. Overall, each man ended up paying $9 for a total of $27, plus $2 for the bellboy. That's $29.
Where did the missing dollar go?
Add a single toothpick to form a mathematically true equality.
Move two toothpicks to form exactly four squares instead of five.