Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there's a shortstop in between!
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.