A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
The longer you wait to reset the sign to zero, the higher your score. But don't wait too long, or someone else might reset it!
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.