Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.
The longer you wait to reset the sign to zero, the higher your score. But don't wait too long, or someone else might reset it!