A hydrogen ion walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "You don't look so hot. Are you okay?" The H+ says, "Well, I think I just lost an electron." "Really, are you sure?" says the bartender. The H+ says, "I'm positive."
Just like word magnets you might find on a fridge, but online!
Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.
Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!