A hydrogen ion walks into a bar. The bartender sees him and says, "You don't look so hot. Are you okay?" The H+ says, "Well, I think I just lost an electron." "Really, are you sure?" says the bartender. The H+ says, "I'm positive."
Just like word magnets you might find on a fridge, but online!
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.