Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads, "Small medium at large."
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
The longer you wait to reset the sign to zero, the higher your score. But don't wait too long, or someone else might reset it!