A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a Scotch and......... Coke, thank you."
"Sure thing," the bartender replies and asks, "But what's with the big pause?"
The panda holds up his hands and says, "I was born with them."
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.
Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.