Why did they give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
The longer you wait to reset the sign to zero, the higher your score. But don't wait too long, or someone else might reset it!
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!