Wife: "Honey I'm pregnant."
Me: "Well, what do we do now?"
Wife: "Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor."
Me: "Hm, I think I'd be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor."
Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Because being chased by ghosts is way too hard.
Just like word magnets you might find on a fridge, but online!
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.