There was a man who entered a pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
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Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!