How do you shoot a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a red elephant? Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a purple elephant? Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a yellow elephant? Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?

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