I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down."
The longer you wait to reset the sign to zero, the higher your score. But don't wait too long, or someone else might reset it!
Because the world's hardest game is way too hard.
Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed.