I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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Whatever you do, you must not press the red button.
Don't hit the walls, or you'll sink!
Just like word magnets you might find on a fridge, but online!
Press and hold the button for a long as you can endure. You might even get on the leaderboard!
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